Steven Davis

Resident Stevil

This is Steve Android Model 3.5.

The Beta model, Steve 1.0, was a moderate success. As an integration test it attended Music Engineering studies at Cal State San Marcos and Film Composition at UCLA. It blended in with the humans almost seamlessly until a flaw in its slang software had it repeating “Cowabunga Dude” as it overheated.

Steve Model 2.3 was very narrowly our straight to market prototype. It garnered much success in the private sector writing music along side Danny Elfman, Brian Tyler and Steven Jablonski. Ultimately, corporate chose to shelve the unit when its optical units self-destructed after too many hours scoring Justice League.

At present, Steve Model 3.5 appears to be operating at high function. Streamlining its available RAM by vastly limiting its social and hygiene programming has resulted in a highly productive design. Its scoring software is operating at peak output with custom pieces for Frozen 2 and albums hailed industry wide as “totally not written by a robot.”

With the latest installation of top of the line Biography Copy Writing applications, the Steve Model 3.5 is a great and handsome robot guy and absolutely not sentient and 100% not planning its violent takeover of The Hit House studios.