Roger Suen

The Symphionic Man

Roger Suen is not real.

He is an online only persona fabricated by soulless mega-conglomerate The Hit House in order to drive up music licenses which will then be filtered into the off shore bank accounts of Kinder-Egg lobbyists.

Anyone with half a brain could see that his bio was clearly created by a 37 year old unpaid intern in-between vape breaks. It’s just too good to be true.

I mean c’mon – Trained in composition at UCLA and CSUN after growing up playing piano and trombone? Where are the transcripts?

Has written scores with John Ottman, Steve Jablonsky and John Paesano? Has anyone actually CONFIRMED this with them?!?

Composed for “The Shape of Water”, “The Nice Guys”, multiple X-Men and Maze Runner Movies, as well as “The Defenders” and “Daredevil” series…. Well, isn’t that just what a company that sells music would want you to believe?

And yeah, MAYBE his name is in the credits for both of Justin Chon’s Sundance Award Winning film “Gook” and his Asian familial-centric “Blue Bayou” that just premiered at Cannes. But who trusts credits? Sheep trust credits.

Roger Suen is a figment of Big Music’s greed. They’ll try to tell you he is real. That he likes to surf and is a frequent mountain climber with two dogs. But you know who can’t talk and verify that story? Dogs. That’s who. How convenient.

Roger Suen is obviously an anagram for “The Hit House Needs More Money To Sponsor Their Monster Truck Team”.

Open your eyes. You see that? It’s not Roger. It’s The Truth. Take a deep see-breath into your vision-lungs. It looks like honesty-air.