David Andronico

NYCmajor

Many people ask, where does one find a new exclusive composer? One whose original songs have been featured on every major network and who has performed live on national television?

Well, you can try LinkedIn. Or perhaps a head hunter. Not terrible options, but ones that almost always result in someone that is human.

At The Hit House, may we suggest sending your Maid/Barista/Head of HR to an occult flea market on the outskirts of Poughkeepsie, with the Wiccan bartender he is dating, to pick up a moderately priced Book of the Dead (and 3 jasmine scented candles).

Next – remove your contacts, steadily sip from your absinthe filled Camelbak and attempt to read from said book. Almost every outcome will result in conjuring a “David.”

A David is a bizarre creature indeed. Part zombie with a Bronx accent, part internationally touring guitar player with a minor case of the “Decay Stinks.” 95% of the time, a David is relatively harmless; songwriting with the likes of Matt Sanchez (American Authors), Larzz Principato (Halsey, Dua Lipa), Mike Campbell (A Great Big World) or composing for Hulu, AT&T, and ESPN.

Yet the other 5% of the time a David can be a bit of what the industry calls a “Holy F*ck that guy just ate Sharon from accounting.”

But if willing to overlook said quirks, conjuring a David can be quite a lucrative business decision. His custom compositions can land you clients like Bethesda Softworks, Nintendo, and Disney Aulani Resorts while said David only accepts payment in the form of an opossum.

Sharon kind of sucked anyway.