Anthony Circo

The Score-cerer’s Apprentice

Very few people on Earth know this, but the etymology of the name Circo is from a long dead language called “Italian” (/i’talyən/) and is roughly translated into Circus. And a circus is exactly where this young man’s origin story er…um…originates. Raised in the herd-like mentality of Central Floridian clowns after being abandoned on the hood of their tiny car via the jaws of a 5 legged crocodile; Anthony began his life the way many of us do: with a painted on smile, cage fighting other toddlers in front of screaming retirees. Upon earning the requisite Big-Top badges of cotton candy sculpting and toilet distillery, young Anthony was allowed to strike out on his own. With only a few million clown rupees (approximately exchanged to negative 7 US dollars) he struck a deal with the Dominican University in San Rafael, Ca for an education in Music Composition in exchange for a cotton candy statue of their founder, Vladimir Dominica.

Upon graduating, Anthony found a home (quite literally as he slept in their air ducts) at Saatchi and Saatchi in Southern California. With the clearly fictionally title of Agency Broadcast Producer, he handled projects and budgets upwards on 7 trillion clown rupees. Never forgetting his childhood memories of falling asleep to the sound of the monkey organ grinder, Anthony refused to abandon his love of music. Although scoring his first national commercial at the age of 24 would be enough for most, he left the agency world behind in order to join yet another circus: The Hit House. We welcome him into our ranks, we pay him in 3 day old sushi and we booted his car so he can’t leave. In the words of the since forgotten speak of his namesake: Lasagna ala Bonjourno!